hyperspaceprincess:

when youre desperate to see if someone is hot

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sharonosbourne:

*wakes up from nap that I didn’t know I was taking*

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asker

Anonymous asked: what drugs have you done

h0odrich:

nice try mom

strangely-poetic:

jesuser:

imagine all your online friends living near you

"KNOCK KNOCK MOTHERFUCKER WHY DIDN’T YOU REBLOG MY POST"

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coolstoryfuckface:

i’m a fan of anywhere i can have a beer at 9 am

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asker

Anonymous asked: how often do you have sex?

pussysista:

How often is your dad “working late”?

askinnyblackman:

first day of school more like “are there any hot people in my classes”

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cupofteaorgtfo:

Better get my shit packed for Hogwarts the train leaves tomorrow

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weallheartonedirection:

Oh, right. The marathon. The marathon for Disneyland, the marathon chosen especially to run around Disneyland, Disneyland’s marathon. That marathon?

weallheartonedirection:

Oh, right. The marathon. The marathon for Disneyland, the marathon chosen especially to run around Disneyland, Disneyland’s marathon. That marathon?

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